In case you don’t know me yet, I’m Sushi.
People assume that cats have nothing to say. They assume all that matters to us is catching mice and eating. And for the most part, they’re right. But let me clarify something. In this neighborhood, it isn’t me who is the mouse fanatic. It’s Twilight! That’s right. In Twilight’s mind, a mouse a day keeps the doctor away!
I think that’s disgusting- after all, mice carry diseases. Know what she says when I tell her that? “Oh Good! I’ll help them!” And she does! She carries them into whatever little corner she plans on taking them to. Speaking for myself, I think I’m a little more mature.
I go for more sophisticated things- like a nice, strong cup of coffee when the Can Opener isn’t looking, and the pleasures of immediately laying on her spot on the bed while she’s in the shower every night and then daring her to move me away. I also love to steal Twilight’s toys and then look devastatingly cute and innocent when the human questions about it.
There’s a lot more to learn about me – so for the next day or so, It’ll be all about cute little ME- so stick around.
My favorite game: Ring around the mirror
My favorite past-time: shredding important mail
What I excel at: couch surfing
What I’m best known for: pillow flattening