Morning Grooming Turns Wild

Our Caturday started late thanks to that Can Opener of ours staying up until 2:00 this morning determined to finish a birthday present she was making for the oldest Critter who turned 12 today.

I wasn’t happy that instead of getting up at 4 am like a good little Can Opener, the little bratty human decided to sleep in til 7:30 and only woke up because Sushi and I teamed up to drag “Her Laziness” out of bed to feed us.

I raced across her in the bed 3 different times at high speed, and when she still slept, I bombed the bedroom blinds and smacked them repeatedly with my tail.


Grooming me sweetly- but then,…

Our Morning Grooming

So as usual, Sushi and I race ahead of the Can Opener in the morning, helping her find her way to the kitchen to make sure she doesn’t forget where to find our food waiting to be released from the prison of the can. God knows without coffee, she hardly knows her name so she needs all the help she can get.

On the way to the kitchen, I stopped to thank Sushi and to congratulate her for her talent on getting this moron out of bed and we started grooming each other. Then all of a sudden, Sushi got wild and started smacking me! Of course, her tummy growled, but good God! She doesn’t have to be a flipping LION about it!

Geez. I think Ms. Grumpypants needs some coffee!

6 thoughts on “Morning Grooming Turns Wild

  1. Humans can’t function without caffeine – that’s just one of those things we have to get used to I think. On the other hand, we want WHAT WE WANT and WHEN WE WANT IT no matter what. Training humans is tough work.

    Hugs, Teddy

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    1. That’s for dang sure- problem is those humans usually come with tiny loud humans that also want what they want when they want it-(and they’re louder than us). Must find a way to fix that. Wednesday I’ll be posting another “How to train your humans” lesson- I’ll be addressing this issue- pass it on to your friends! We cats have to stick together!

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