I Had All Kinds of Mischief Planned for Today…


Better be good, Twilight! It’s Christmas and Santa is watching!
Stupid elf sitting without a shelf. Thanks for spoiling my purrfect plans!

But then I saw that nosy Elf on the shelf…

And thought about Santa – (who, by the way, lost my address last year)- And I decided to hold off on my evil plans for now. Just because I wrote him a letter asking for a new boatload of tuna, or Tiki Cat, and some new squeaky mouse toys, since the Can Opener around here freaks out if I catch her a nice, juicy mouse. Life is so flipping hard sometimes.

However, from what I see on Pinterest, I think even the Elf on the Shelf has to “socially distance” and wear a mask. But honestly, I thought he’d always done that. I mean, you only see the little dude once a year anyway, and even then he hides and then takes off for the North Pole the first chance he gets.

I can’t blame him for that- I’d do that too sometimes just to get away from bossy “Miss Fussypants” (Sushi). But apparently he’s locked down now too.

Which brings me to wonder, If the Elf on the Shelf is having to “Socially Distance,” who will Santa use to spy on us all?


9 thoughts on “I Had All Kinds of Mischief Planned for Today…

  1. Keep an eye on that elf – they are very sneaky but I’m pretty sure that Santa needs no help knowing who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. I think he gets “vibes” from us all year long and is well aware who’s misbehaving and who’s been VERY GOOD. I might be in trouble too!

    Hugs, Teddy

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