I think I want a refund…
With everyone being so happy about the New Year, I thought I’d wake up today to sunshine and rainbows and flying unicorns and fresh fish hanging from every tree, while mice played tag with me and big, fat, juicy ducks walked up to say hello.
But today there was not a single unicorn in sight, no mice came out to play tag, and (biggest shock of all) – no fresh fish dangled from the trees for me to feast on. Sushi still got grumpy when I tried to play with her, my ping pong balls all rolled behind things I can’t get to, my favorite springy toys and mouse got stuck under the washer, then it started pouring rain and I got soaked when I went outside.
I came inside all wet and cold and found the Can Opener reading on the couch and sipping coffee while the whale (Sushi) purred contentedly on her lap and gave me the evil eye to warn me away from trying to take her place.
But the Can Opener didn’t want me to get sick, so she ditched Sushi and got up to dry me and gave me food and treats – (and Sushi didn’t like that- MWAHAHAHAHA)!
So it wasn’t all bad, because once the Can Opener got the whale off her lap and the circulation back in her legs, she played with me and it was all about me for the rest of the day!
Maybe that refund can wait a little longer. I’m still waiting for the refund on 2020!
How to Train your Humans 
YAY! Sounds like a WIN yesterday after all! See? 2021 has started out fairly well in spite of no rainbows, mice, and fish….you just have to have faith !
Hugs, Teddy
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Yes, thatās what the Can Opener says too- and it seems to work for her! I am just so tired of cold weather and RAIN! How a cat supposed to socialize? I do do āsocial distancing!ā
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Has everyone recovered?
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Yes- doing much better! Thank you! We hope youāre doing well too!
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LOL this is too funny! š
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Playtime! That’s a great thing!
This new year starts very good šš¹
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Sid
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Actually yes! I just need to have a talk with that dang weatherman! (Iām going to fire him)! š¾
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To fire the weatherman… It’s a very very good idea, it’s have been raining for three days here! Outdoor is all dripping wet š§ļøš
I need my blanket šš¤
Have a cozy Sunday!
Sid
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Oh yes, same here. And very windy and gusty too. I don’t appreciate the interference with my hunting skills. That weather guy is toast!
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