My favorite pet critter came back!

I’m so happy!
I babysat her while her Mom, sister, and the Can Opener visited and had coffee this morning.

She’s going to be a great cat slave when she gets bigger…

I think the reason I love her so much is just because of the way the she lights up when she sees me come into the room, and because she’s always begging the Can Opener to let her feed me treats. The best part is, she never just feeds me “3 or 4” like the Can Opener says- she keeps feeding me more and more and more (until the human catches her). This morning she fed me almost half a bag before the Can Opener caught her and took them away! (Twilight would be so mad)! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

But I heard the Can Opener tell her she can’t keep feeding me treats if she’s going to give me so many because she doesn’t want me to “get fat!”

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

But the critter likes me “fat”- and I like the treats. I’m going to have to have a long talk with that Can Opener of mine. This is against the Critter’s constitutional right to “purrsue life, liberty, and (my) happiness!”


8 thoughts on “My favorite pet critter came back!

  1. Oh boy oh boy – you’ve got a little one that you can train to feed you treats all the time and she LOVES you no matter what size you are…..however, remember that cats never get fat. We may become Pleasingly Plump, or Maxi-Muffins but NEVER FAT.

    Hugs, Teddy

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