Sushi’s Undercover Cat Careers

All this time I thought she was just lazy

Sushi sleeps more than any cat I’ve ever seen. Seriously. She wakes up, stretches, eats, stretches again, gets snuggles then sleeps some more. A couple of hours later she wakes up and starts it all over again.

I have to say, when I asked her why she never plays or hunts (anything harder to catch than a spider), she explained to me that she’s not really sleeping all that time. She’s employed.

Yep. She’s an Undercover Cat Career Coach. Go figure. She won’t tell me how she gets paid- although by the looks of her, I figure if they pay her in food, she gets paid a flipping fortune.

But she did furnish me with pictures of her performing her various duties. Here’s a few of them:

This blanket is too hot.

1.) Blanket Tester.

Nope. Too Scratchy.

2.) Upholstery Tester.

Keep those eyes closed, and take your nap, kid.

3.) Substitute Nanny.

Yeah. This is nice. Oh yeah. Perfect!

4.) Lap Pillow Tester.

Hey. You missed a spot.

5.) Lawn Work Snoopervisor

Geez, with all that “work,” no wonder she never wants to play!


10 thoughts on “Sushi’s Undercover Cat Careers

      1. You’re welcome! Please keep me posted on your kitty- I’m going to keep praying! I want your kitty recovered and cracking you up with its antics again! Hang in there!πŸ’•

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