Sushi’s Cat Careers

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Sushi here with more suggestions for Cat Careers

I keep seeing “help wanted” signs all over the place. Problem is, they’re all looking for humans.

And everybody knows that humans are no match for cats. Think for a minute about how much smoother things would run if cats were in charge. Humans are a persnickety bunch- and they always gripe about their jobs. That’s because they don’t go for jobs that suit their personality type and the things they’re best at. So when they work somewhere for some random stranger, they are quick to complain and try to get out of doing their job.

We cats, however, know what we like and don’t like and we don’t try for jobs that we don’t want to do. We only look for jobs we would love to do. That’s why we we’re so good at being cats.

Here’s a few examples;

Conflict Resolution Counselor. This is a cat’s most natural ability.
Towel Warmer/ Room decor. Another natural talent.
Business / Tax Advisor
Guidance Counselor. I’m especially good at this one.
Yoga Instructor.
Goldfish Feeder.
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6 thoughts on “Sushi’s Cat Careers”

    1. Oh you’d love being a towel warmer. That was one of my first positions when I got adopted. Now I’m elevated to couch warmer, laptop warmer and sheet flattener-(that’s important when the Human is trying to change sheets- they keep trying to fly off the bed)!

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