The Human says she’s going to clip our claws today and give us a bath…
You can try, Human. But it won’t be pretty! You’ll have to catch me first. And I have great hiding spots…. and Sushi will eat you. Just sayin.’
I wouldn’t do that if I were you. I have these claws for a reason, and I know how to use them!
She looked up a video to make it easier. I don’t think that’ll work. But if you’re feeling bold, and your life insurance is paid up, go ahead. I’ll make the popcorn!
How to Train your Humans 
OUR CATS WERE AKWAYS A CHAKKENGGE HERE! GTHEY WERE BATHED ONLY WHEN THEY COULD NOT DI IT THEMSELVES!
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
OH THE EXCITING TTIMES!!!!!!
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Mol! Thank you for the reblog, my friend! 😻
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Clipping our claws, okay. Bathing? NEVER. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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That’s what I tell my human too. But sometimes she gets disobedient and I have to teach her a lesson!
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