The Human says she’s going to clip our claws today and give us a bath…
You can try, Human. But it won’t be pretty! You’ll have to catch me first. And I have great hiding spots…. and Sushi will eat you. Just sayin.’
I wouldn’t do that if I were you. I have these claws for a reason, and I know how to use them!
She looked up a video to make it easier. I don’t think that’ll work. But if you’re feeling bold, and your life insurance is paid up, go ahead. I’ll make the popcorn!