This is MY bed. I’m a Queen- I need a Queen-sized bed.
I know that Twilight thinks she’s going to keep me out of this bed. But That little flea could sleep in a matchbox. I need a little more room to spread out in all my glory. Therefore, I NEED the Queen sized bed. If she tries to get on top of it- (like she plans to)- I’m going to wait for her to fall asleep, and reach up and bite her tail. Problem solved.
I mean, seriously- she’s 9 lbs. She’s the size of a hairball. Just look at her!
Now, how do I get up on top of that desk shelf?
How to Train your Humans 
You two are like my Chris and Floki.
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Sounds like we’d be best friends!!! MOL!!!
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I bet. 🙂
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Now,… if I can just get that little flea away from my bed….
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You don’t want to eat her. You know you love her. Just make her sleep somewhere else
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Yes- but I was going to do that by telling her I’ll eat her. I figure then she’ll leave me alone!
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That might work
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Mol!😺
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