I missed you, human – now where’s my treats?
Did you realize that you were gone for 4 days and 3 nights? Didn’t your mom teach you how to tell time? What were you doing all that time? Wait- WHAT!!?? Watching WHAT cats?
Oh, Nevermind- Just pet me!
(But tomorrow, we need to have a talk)….You have a lot of explaining to do!
I’ll think about it overnight and give you an answer after my morning coffee. Meanwhile, DON’T GO ANYWHERE.