I’m tired of hanging around with just Twilight. That girl has mental problems. I’ll be minding my own business (sleeping), and that little brat will come up and swat the fleas right off me just because she wants to play. I think it’s time to find myself a handsome boyfriend to defend me against the little white tornado!
So, I’m taking advantage of technology to help me find a handsome boyfriend. Just hope the Can Opener doesn’t catch me playing with her iPhone! Let’s see if these snaps will help me find a handsome Tom…
Of course, I don’t want to look too sweet- I don’t want to attract the wrong kind of tom and find out he has a harem and 300 kittens someplace, because I know he’ll treat me the same way and I’ll have to knock his stripes off and then start all over again- and then, with my luck his 300 kittens will come complain because I kick his furry butt.
Oh! I got a snap from a secret admirer! Let’s see what he looks like!
Oh, I’m so excited! And I’ll tell Twilight I saw him FIRST! She can find her own boyfriend!
Oh, heck no! What the heck is THAT?
Sorry, furface- you’re not my type!
Hey, Twilight! I found a boyfriend for you!! He’s CUTE!
I think I’m going to start over- and find myself a handsome tiger.
Now, that’s more like it…. I need his number! Meow.
How to Train your Humans 
Any mancat would be lucky to have you for a girlfriend. XO
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Why Thank you, human. If I ever need another Can Opener, I’ll sniff you out!!
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Hi Sushi! My name is Floki and I think you are super cute. Happy Valentine’s Day! 💕
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Well hi Floki!! I think I like you!
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Mee-yow Sushi iss hard to fina d guud mancat these dayss!!!
Mee has mee mancat SPIKE way over inn Scotland….hee iss so sweet.
An mee has a crushie on Ernie inn U Es A….
Due you know Teddy from One Spoiled CAt?? Hee iss so lovelee an well mannered!
An there iss Brody from 15andMeowing blog. Hee iss purrty kewl…..
An thre iss Otis from Homestead Prowlerss…a hansum tabby man cat….
Maybee mee shuud start a datin sirvice 😉
Guud Luck Sushi!
An pleese do not date THE white Monkey….hee probably throwss his own poopie! 😦
***purrss*** BellaDharma
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Mol!!!!😹 I think I’ll let Twilight have the white monkey- they match!!!
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ROFM Sushi!!!! 😉
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That tiger definitely looks like a winner. Probably a good provider too
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MOL! Yeah- but he’s annoying. He kept pawing at our faces while we were posing for pictures!! And he ate all our food!
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Guess you need to keep looking.
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Yes- believe me, I’m looking!! There’s a new Siamese that moved in down the street…. I’m going to be checking him out!
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Thank you for the good giggles, Sushi!
Our Angels, Pipo & Minko would have loved to have you as their girlfriend…um…not sure which one you would want though. Pipo was very handsome, but Minko was the life of the pawrty!
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Pipo sounds purrfect- Minko “the life of the party” would probably annoy the fur right off me-he sounds like the purrfect match for my annoying white Tornado who’s always swatting me when I’m sleeping! One of these days, she’s gonna pay…
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