“Once upon a time, there was a Siamese cat, and a beautiful, highly intelligent Tortie, (who was also very beautiful and smarter than the little
flea Siamese, and their human liked the Tortie more than the little white flea uh- other cat,….and…”
Oh NO! MY STORY DISAPPEARED!
Twilight, why did you do that!!!! It’s all your fault! And now my paws are hurting and I don’t want to type all that again- and anyway, everybody knows I’m the cutest…