The Sushi Diet Chronicles

Mom- Call an ambulance- Twilight’s about to need one!

MOM! Twilight’s touching me!

I’m telling you, Mom- if she tries one more time to “make me play”- she’s going to need an ambulance! I was minding my own business, scratching new holes in the rug, and all of a sudden out of nowhere, WHAP! SHE HIT ME!

I didn’t hit her; I was trying to help her learn how to work out. (Are you buying it)?
Yeah? I’m gonna work YOU out! Besides- we’re CATS, we don’t work out. You were picking on me you little flea!

See Mom? Here’s the proof!

See Mom? I think Twilight needs some therapy- and I need some treats. A tuna or two will do just fine, thank you.


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8 thoughts on “The Sushi Diet Chronicles

  1. Mew mew mew Sushi you an mee are so alike! Mee wuud bee whappin any kitty who was inn heer!
    Twilight mee thinkss Sushi purrferss you from sum disstance….
    Shee just not a play time kind of kitty girl 😉
    ***purrss*** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum

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