MOM! Twilight’s touching me!
I’m telling you, Mom- if she tries one more time to “make me play”- she’s going to need an ambulance! I was minding my own business, scratching new holes in the rug, and all of a sudden out of nowhere, WHAP! SHE HIT ME!
See Mom? Here’s the proof!
See Mom? I think Twilight needs some therapy- and I need some treats. A tuna or two will do just fine, thank you.