I’m giving the Can Opener a break- for tonight!

Not that she deserves it, mind you- but I want treats!

That Dang Vet told her to cut back my treats!

This is because at my last visit, I had gained weight- (because of that steroid shot they gave me last summer)- so the Can Opener doesn’t let me “free feed” anymore- now I get fed at specific times of day (on the Can Opener’s open schedule)- I’ll starve!!!!

I think I’ve already lost a few precious ounces… my paws feel smaller- I think that’s enough- besides, when she brushes me, she brushes off at least 3 pounds of my fur- and I’m sure some of that has to be Twilight’s fur that just kind of landed on me when she walked by.

So if part of my “weight” is just fur- and if most of that is Twilight’s fur that just settles on me when I’m minding my own business, sleeping in the carpet… then WHY am I on a diet?

I think she should just suck Twilight up in the vacuum and I’ll immediately lose weight. Think she’ll believe me?

Me either- But tomorrow I’m going to try to convince her. Meanwhile, I’m going to cuddle her tonight and be really, really sweet- maybe she’ll cut me some slack in the morning and load me up on treats!

After all, it’s not my fault that I’m 17 pounds of pure love!
There’s always option two….

15 thoughts on “I’m giving the Can Opener a break- for tonight!

  1. Guud Greef! More cutbackss! This iss unacceptabell Sushi!!!
    An Twilight pleese due not throw more fur on yore Sistur……shee has enuff to deel with 😉
    Wee know sum guud (sketchy) Lawyerss if you need a reeferral…..
    **nose rubss** BellaDharma an {{hugss}} BellaSita Mum

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      1. Iss OKay Sushi…here iss THE number 1-844-444-4444
        Maybee Twilgiht can push the ‘1’ an ‘8’ an then just keepin pushing ‘4’ button..
        Voila’!
        Mistur William (Mattar)….hee iss THE bomm inn Lawyer werld! 😉

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