That Dang Vet told her to cut back my treats!
This is because at my last visit, I had gained weight- (because of that steroid shot they gave me last summer)- so the Can Opener doesn’t let me “free feed” anymore- now I get fed at specific times of day (on the Can Opener’s open schedule)- I’ll starve!!!!
I think I’ve already lost a few precious ounces… my paws feel smaller- I think that’s enough- besides, when she brushes me, she brushes off at least 3 pounds of my fur- and I’m sure some of that has to be Twilight’s fur that just kind of landed on me when she walked by.
So if part of my “weight” is just fur- and if most of that is Twilight’s fur that just settles on me when I’m minding my own business, sleeping in the carpet… then WHY am I on a diet?
I think she should just suck Twilight up in the vacuum and I’ll immediately lose weight. Think she’ll believe me?
Me either- But tomorrow I’m going to try to convince her. Meanwhile, I’m going to cuddle her tonight and be really, really sweet- maybe she’ll cut me some slack in the morning and load me up on treats!
How to Train your Humans 
A treat diet ? Like the cartoon, maybe you need to get the lawyer envolved!
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If only,….
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Gosh Sushi, in thet first picture your face looks very much like a mountain lion’s !
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*ROAR!* (Do you think I could scare her into giving me extra treats)??? I’ll work on it….😹
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Diets are evil…as you are discovering…hope your ploy works to get the treat bag/box opened!
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It hasn’t yet (except for when she’s giving me my medicine)_ then I try to stick my face in the bag! She’s just not cooperating!
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Guud Greef! More cutbackss! This iss unacceptabell Sushi!!!
An Twilight pleese due not throw more fur on yore Sistur……shee has enuff to deel with 😉
Wee know sum guud (sketchy) Lawyerss if you need a reeferral…..
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an {{hugss}} BellaSita Mum
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I’ll take that phone number anytime!!! Oh- wait- I don’t have thumbs! *(POUT)*!
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Iss OKay Sushi…here iss THE number 1-844-444-4444
Maybee Twilgiht can push the ‘1’ an ‘8’ an then just keepin pushing ‘4’ button..
Voila’!
Mistur William (Mattar)….hee iss THE bomm inn Lawyer werld! 😉
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Now I just need to get my paws on that beloved iPhone….. *calculating*…
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HHMMMMM Maybee mee cuud get BellaSita Mum to meow to Missus Cee-O here an then you can ‘quik-snatch’ iPhone an go to closet with it!!! What due you think?
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😺BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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I think you look a perfect weight and the camera adds pounds so you are probably too thin. XO
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😻I agree!! MOL!
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You are a gorgeous kitty. We think you need a lawyer. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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