Note to Can Opener: I don’t do diets!
I know the Can Opener thinks it’s important to exercise and watch your diet. But I do ‘watch’ my diet. I watch it sit there in the bowl until I devour it!
But after that, the bowl is empty, so what the flea and I supposed to be “watching?”
Oh- maybe this is what she means about ‘watching my diet’-
And I don’t get why she is always trying to make me exercise. I do exercise! Do you have any idea the amount of energy it takes to snore? It’s exhausting!
But I do exercise in other ways—when she’s not looking- (because she doesn’t like it when I do this- so I do it in the middle of the night while she’s sleeping- that way she thinks Twilight did it)…
And this counts as exercise…
Honestly, I don’t know what kind of exercise she expects a slender 17.9 pound cat to do! But I have found one exercise I really love to do…
Those critters need something to stop them on those noisy scooters! 😹
How to Train your Humans 
It’s weird how humans complain about sweating, but do stuff that makes it happen. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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MOL!😹 Yes- well she does it- then cranks up the air conditioner in an attempt to drive us out looking for a desert- kind of rude, if you ask us.
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Doesn’t she know that muscle weighs more than fat so clearly you are just a muscular guy. 🙂 XO
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Hey!! Thanks!! I’ll tell her that- maybe then she’ll think I’ve already worked out too much and give me a break!!😹
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I know what you mean…working out?? I just go to my work!! Weight lifting, speed walking and stretching are just a few of what I do at my work in the nursing home…LOL!
A least I still can eat most anything…its called a Sea Food diet: See Food – Eat Food!
That little coonie made me LOL!
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Oh yes- I know that works! That’s constant exercise! Our Can Opener used to do that! (She does the Seafood thing too)! 😹
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