If she puts a cone on me, she’ll be sorry!
It finally quit raining ash, and the smoke cleared up, so a couple of days ago the Can Opener finally let me go out again and lay in a sun puddle on the doorstep in the center of her flowers. It felt so good- my own purrsonal heating pad without that annoying cord.
But a few hours after my belly-obsessed Can Opener called me in, I started scratching and pulling at my belly, and she kept trying to get me to stop, but of course, I didn’t, because DUH! I’m a CAT. I do what I want.
She was busy (what else is new)- so it took her a while to actually sit down for a few minutes and look at my belly. When she saw I had pulled some fur out, she had a catniption fit and the next thing I knew, she reached inside the kitty kit -(her evil bag of tricks she keeps all my meds and brushes in)- and out came a bottle, and she picked me up and sprayed my belly 4 times with that vile thing!
She had called the vet, who told her to put a cone on me- lucky for me she hasn’t been able to get one yet- but she’s still looking. Meanwhile, she’s been watching me like a paranoid hawk, and on the few occasions I’d start to pull at my fur again, she’d shake the treat bag- and my head (of course), immediately popped up and I forgot what I was doing!! 😹
You know, I hate to admit it, but now I don’t mind that spray- I just sit now and let her spray me. I’m not going to tell her, but it makes the irritation go away instantly!! Don’t tell her I said that, though- I kind of have a good thing going here… If I just pretend to start chewing at myself, out come the treats!! 😻
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I wonder what you are allergic to? I hope you are better soon.
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I think I’m allergic to people. Every time I get around someone I get woke up and get mad.
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Yay for spray! Ohh…. what’s that? Is that treats I hear? Oh I forgot what I was saying …. LOL
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Mol!! Treats?? I’ll be right back…
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Sounds like your Can Opener isn’t as – er – dumb – as you thought she was.
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Hey! That’s what she keeps saying too!! Mol!😹
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Mee-yow what iss makin you so itchy Sushi???
Due you have bad nervess like mee Aunty NYLBLUE did??? Shee had bad Eye-Bee-Dee an wuud pull her furss. An if another cat came onto patio, shee wuud pull more furss!!!
Wee keep yore seecret…an enjoy those xtra treetss 😉
***Hi-5’ss*** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
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Oh I do enjoy them!! I think the Can Opener still plans to take me to the vet- even though I’m not pulling my fur out now! How rude!
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Did you have to o back to Vet’ss Sushi??
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No- not yet- the appointment is next Monday- I’ll still trying to convince Mom that I’m okay now and don’t need to go!
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Sounds like a win-win. Glad it’s getting cleared up. You have a beautiful tummy
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Awwww😻 Why thank you- I love my tummy too- 😸
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Maybe you just want to see your pretty pink skin under your fur?? Nah, I doubt it…hope you can figure out what is causing you to be belly obsessed. Maybe ants nibble on you when you’re outside?
Glad that spray helps!
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That’s what the Can Opener thinks too- we’re just relieved she’s not constantly chewing at her belly now!
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Mew mew mew GUUD Luck Sushi! Hu’man Meowmy’ss are purrsistent an you can meow you are Okay til THE cowss come home…bet you will see THE Vet on Monday!!! 😉
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She thinks so too- but I have the National Guard on Speed dial- let’s see her fight THEM off!😹
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Mew mew mew that iss a guud one Sushi…
BellaStia burst out laffin over yore commint! 🙂
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Why thank you- unfortunately the National Guard hasn’t returned my calls….. What brats!
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Toetall BRATSS Sushi….
Ddi you get shlepped to THE Vet’ss today?
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No- the Can Opener’s sister was sick today- so she went to help her…. and then she hurt her knee and shoulder- so she rescheduled because she couldn’t risk fighting to get me in the carrier! Now- I have to work on getting out of the next appointment! 😹
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What a way to get outta goin to THE Vet Sushi!! 😉
Wee so sorry Missus Cee-O herted herself. POTP to her….
~~head rubss~~BellaDharma~~ an {{hugss}} BellaSita Mum
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It WORKED!!!!! Mol😹 Am I The BEST, or what? Unfortunately, the Can Opener is still feeling the effects of the injuries- but she’s okay. Now we have to get her back to work-
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Sushi yore THE BEST!! No doubt about it!!!
Now to et Missus Cee-O back to operashunall status!!! 🙂
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She’s working at it! (Because I’m making her. I don’t like late meals, or food that hasn’t been warmed up first with my little paper umbrella in it, and a catnip garnish.) The lazy thing!
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Mew mew mew a papurr umbrelly? Nip garnish?? Mee-yow Sushi yore furry HI class!! 😉
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MOL! That’s the plan! 😹
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