Oops. She CAUGHT ME!
It started out good today- the Can Opener had a busy morning and after getting home from work, she fed me. Then she gave me love and saw that I knew she was about to get on the computer and I wanted to be on the desk on my fat pillow next to her, so she put me up there.
Then she went in the kitchen, washed her hands, and I climbed up on my pillow, got all comfy, and went right to sleep. A little bit later, I woke up to a heavenly aroma and saw the Can Opener walking back into the kitchen- and right in front of me was a delicious roast beef and ham sandwich she had made just for me!
So I did what any cat in her right mind would do- I dove into it! I certainly didn’t want her think I was ungrateful-
I was wondering though, why she would put that funny green stuff and that brown funny- smelling stuff she calls ‘mustard’ on my sandwich- but nobody’s perfect, right? I was just glad she didn’t put the red pepper on it (this time).
Then suddenly she comes back to her desk with a PICKLE in her hand- did she really expect I’d eat that thing?
Then all of a sudden she noticed how much I was enjoying her sandwich, and she said “Sushi! NO!!”
And all of a sudden she jerked up the sandwich and cleaned up the mustard and green stuff off her desk, and there went my great sandwich -(well, the ham and the other stuff anyway- I’d already eaten the roast beef) – except for 2 pieces that she pried out from under my paws and threw away! How rude can you get?
Now she’s going to be watching me like a paranoid hawk again because I’m
on a diet– But she gave it to me! And anyway, I’m not the only kitty that “steals” food!
These guys do it too!
And I thought she was just being super sweet today….HMPH! 😿
How to Train your Humans 
Maybe you need to up your stealth game, Sushi!
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Yes I know- but that means I have to move. How depressing.
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Thank you for the food I am about to steal …. LOL 😂😁😹
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That is certainly Sushi’s blessing!!!😅
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Mee wundered how you scored a Beefy an Hammy sammich Sushi?!?!
Mee wuud go fore THE Beefy ferst two….
At leest you DID have sum guud snax til it wassn’t snax……
Bettur luck next time mee frend 😉
~~head rubss~~ BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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Well, Thank you- but now the Can Opener is preaching about my diet again- (brat)- she keeps saying “I have to get you in shape!” I AM IN SHAPE! ROUND IS A SHAPE!
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Yore rite Sushi! Round ISS a shape!!! 🙂
You due not wanna bee a STICK shape rite?
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No way- they might think I’m related to Twilight!! 😸
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Sushi, just be thankful your Mama doesn’t like horseradish !
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Oh my fleas! She does! She just happens to not have any right now… I think I’ll be a little slower to pounce for the rest of the day…
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Glad you scored the roast beef- the best part. 🙂
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It sure was! The kids are coming tomorrow- I’ll give them the eyes at lunchtime and they’ll fix me up while The Can Opener is busy!!! 😸I LOVE those mini can openers!!
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The mini can-openers are always on *your* side, aren’t they??!
Ypu sure thought you were in a wonderful buffet for a way too short time…to bad she came back so soon!
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Yes they are! And they’re coming back tomorrow!! *drool* I will eat like a Queen!!😹😹
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