I’m ready to fight for my favorite “fat” foods-
The Can Opener switched me to a more expensive cat food that will help me lose weight. I have to tell you -(but don’t tell her, because she can’t know I LOVE THE STUFF)- I thought I was going to die when the order came in and she unsealed the box—- and I smelled the aroma of venison from the pretty green bag inside- all of a sudden I HAD to have some of the stuff immediately! I ran to the bag as soon as she pulled it out and started meowing LOUDLY to her to hurry up and open it!
Oh. My. Fleas! It is SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
BUT- I was all excited until I heard her say it has 1/2 the carbs of the other food, and it will help me lose weight! Now, no matter how much she paid for that heavenly stuff, I HAVE to act like I hate it!! So- I try to play it cool when she pours it in my dish- then the very second she leaves the room, I pounce on it!
And I know of other kitties like me who are also fed up with diets—- and they are ready to take back their favorite ‘fat’ foods too!
We’re on the prowl for Cheetos- popcorn, peanut butter, butter, potato chips, goldfish crackers, and PIZZA!
Keep trying, humans- but one way or another, we’ll get what we want! 😹
How to Train your Humans 
MOL, your funnies are so good, I giggled for ages after I saw them!
Its great when the food they are supposed to eat is loved, mostly in our experiences it has be rejected…and not even touched, except maybe to try to cover it up, LOL, LOL!!
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😅 My cat Shrimp (who died a couple of years ago), used to bury her food!! It was the cutest thing ever! My husband and I used to joke that she’d never get hired for a cat food commercial!! 😹 So glad you like the funnies! I have missed posting- but sometimes i just can’t find the time! Still trying to adjust to all the changes! So glad you stopped by!💚
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You are too funny. My Rudy loves Smartfood.
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Why thank you!😸 Taste of the Wild had really great reviews all over the place- and the ingredient list is amazing. I finally have hope that Sushi can actually lose weight!
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(Just don’t tell her I said that)….
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My lovely girl, you are a fine gourmand 🙂 😉
Have a delicious Thursday!
Sid
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Why thank you! I plan to…I smell bacon…😻
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They told me that I’m on a diet
but I saw a Cheeto and had to try it
send the tiny one with my next treat
this time add some hamburger meat
(LOL I tried!)
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Oooh HAMBURGER!!! 😻*drools*
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Cheetos are worth stealing! I wouldn’t have stopped at one.
Purreidon
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Mol! I wouldn’t have either- but sometimes the Can Opener is just too flipping FAST! 😿
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CHEEEEEEEETOESS!!!!!!
SMART FOOD POPPYCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A BIT O’ BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dye-et, shy-met rite Sushi???? Bye THE way, you due seem sleeker…..just meowin…..
***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an {{{huggiess}}} BellaSita Mum
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Why thank you!😻
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One of the colony has taken to my son. My son has this cat addicted to Doritos.
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Mol! I wish my Can Opener would buy those- but she won’t have them in the house because she “doesn’t need the temptation!”
But I LIKE Temptation! It’s not fair!😾
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Cricket here, I heard the word Temptation.. my all time favorite treat. That stray outside can have the Doritos, I want the treats..
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I love treats too- fortunately the Can Opener has started giving me little pieces of (unseasoned) – cooked turkey breast for treats instead of Temptations- but I still plan to get my paws on those Temptations if I get a chance!
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Can you speak to my can opener? Those pieces of turkey breast sound amazing.
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It hasn’t been the same since our human brother took over the shopping and cooking. He’s so much healthier than our dad was.
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Thinking of you … praying you aren’t in a cheeto coma or something … 😮
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