I’m keeping my claws, Human. Trust me.
That psychotic albino flea gets bored and keeps pretending to snuggle up with me and groom me only to turn around and SWAT the fleas right off me trying to make me play. I’m telling you, one of these days….I’m going to swat her clear to the moon!
She’s got it coming… I can’t even enjoy a nice, long, nap on a rainy day without her pouncing on me. And now the Can Opener is insisting on trimming my claws. She got two done before I decided it wasn’t going to happen- not in this lifetime!
You need to laugh, Mom. Sit down and I’ll handle it.
It’s Monday again- and my post is late.
Of course, it’s the Can Opener’s fault- she’s still not feeling back to normal yet- so she slept in, in spite of Sushi’s and my insistence that she get up and play with us. So since she wasn’t entertaining us, I got on her computer to find some Monday memes to entertain myself with. I sure hope she doesn’t find out about my purchase from petco…
Consider this- your cat will appreciate it.
Our Can Openers aren’t feeling well.
The Back up Can Opener went two days with no fever, but now it’s back. And our Mom isn’t feeling like her usual self, either- but she doesn’t have a fever. She’s still taking care of everyone- so prayers would be appreciated.
Sushi and I are trying to cheer them up- and get them back to normal, and they say laughter is good medicine, so Sushi and I are posting some memes to make them laugh. We would be playing nurse, but we’re much more interested in our usual play sessions- which aren’t happening. So, maybe this, and all the green tea and lemons and strawberries they’re having will help them get back to normal. Enjoy!
Does your cat get suddenly aggressive? Do what my Can Opener did and watch this video- You’ll learn some reasons why it could be happening. Your cat will appreciate it.