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Friday Fab Felines

Needing some laughs to start your day or kick-start your cattitude? Here you go! Enjoy!



So, Let me get this straight, Human….

Are you telling me that you spent the last 4 DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS WITH ABBY AND SERAFINA??

How COULD YOU?


Oh, come on, Twilight. Give her a breakShe came back and spoiled us with a NEW BED AND TOYS!
I can’t let her see me in that! Besides…. I like hers better.
I’ll deal with you later. Go away.

The Can Opener’s Guilt Offering

A new bed to ignore!
The bed was expensive- so I can never let her see me in it. I’ll use the box instead.
That’s the reason I can’t use it.
HEY! YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE!
Don’t be an idiot, Twilight. It’s so COMFY!
She bought me one just like it.
So if you won’t use it, I’ll use it in the evenings when Mom’s on the computer.
And now I have TWO. Go use your box.

Fine! Then I’ll take this one back!



The Return of the Can Opener

Oh my goodness! My cat slave is home where she belongs!

I missed you, human – now where’s my treats?

Did you realize that you were gone for 4 days and 3 nights? Didn’t your mom teach you how to tell time? What were you doing all that time? Wait- WHAT!!?? Watching WHAT cats?

Oh, Nevermind- Just pet me!

(But tomorrow, we need to have a talk)….You have a lot of explaining to do!

A NEW FURRY BED FOR ME?? Oh! it’s so soft and cozy!
Okay, maybe I’ll forgive you-just this once. Maybe.

I’ll think about it overnight and give you an answer after my morning coffee. Meanwhile, DON’T GO ANYWHERE.


Sunday Smiles & Coffee

Image by radford wine from Pixabay
What? I don’t have anything in here. It’s just a bag….

No, you can’t have my pink thingie. It’s my favorite toy!

Good Morning! It’s time to get some coffee & get ready for some smiles!

There’s been so much happening – today is a big day for the big Critter- it’s her birthday! So our human has been busy getting things done for a pawsome surprise. Meanwhile, I’ll just sneak up on Sushi while she’s sleeping and have some fun while you look at some things guaranteed to start your day off with a smile!


Image by Gordon Johnson from Pixabay