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Now’s my Chance…

I can finally get even with that little Albino flea…
Look at her all cozy, and snug- sound asleep! I should pounce on her like she does me, when I’m sleeping!
Yeah…. I think I’ll do that right about NOW…
ARE YOU PLANNING ON POUNCING ON ME, SUSHI?
HUH? What? Me? No… I’m just sleeping…. *snore*

Twilight’s Meme Monday

Fine, I’ll get off of Pinterest- for now!

It’s Monday again- and my post is late.

Of course, it’s the Can Opener’s fault- she’s still not feeling back to normal yet- so she slept in, in spite of Sushi’s and my insistence that she get up and play with us. So since she wasn’t entertaining us, I got on her computer to find some Monday memes to entertain myself with. I sure hope she doesn’t find out about my purchase from petco…


For your encouragement! You are not alone!

Thursday Therapy

Okay, we’re bored out of our minds, here.

Our Can Openers aren’t feeling well.


I’m not bored, I’m sleepy- and you’re keeping me awake.

The Back up Can Opener went two days with no fever, but now it’s back. And our Mom isn’t feeling like her usual self, either- but she doesn’t have a fever. She’s still taking care of everyone- so prayers would be appreciated.

Sushi and I are trying to cheer them up- and get them back to normal, and they say laughter is good medicine, so Sushi and I are posting some memes to make them laugh. We would be playing nurse, but we’re much more interested in our usual play sessions- which aren’t happening. So, maybe this, and all the green tea and lemons and strawberries they’re having will help them get back to normal. Enjoy!



Caturday Cats

Finally a warm, sunny day to monopolize the yard. It’s about time!

Twilight and I decided last night that I’m the cutest.

Just don’t tell her I said so. By the time we came to that decision, I was tired of talking and fell asleep leaving her to talk to whatever mice she might find. I mean, really, I don’t see the point of the discussion anyway. Some things are just facts that can’t be disputed. One of these days, she’ll finally quit arguing with me.

Speaking of cute cats, I decided since it’s Caturday, it’s time so share some other cute cats- since nobody can look at cats for long without smiling. It’s a good way to start the day. You’re welcome.

Grumpy always brings a smile.
Must be a critter in the house lurking around someplace.
Finally, a cat with my point of view!
Again, another cat with my point of view!
I wouldn’t advise these cats to say what they’re thinking.

HAPPY CATURDAY!


Thursday Therapy

Sometimes we just need a little comfort- And a good laugh doesn’t hurt, either.

It’s been a long week- and it’s getting super hot again. We think it’s time to bring some smiles!

So we’re going to share some goodies. Take a few deep breaths, and relax for a few minutes.

There are few things that are as calming as a teddy bear.
Especially in the hands of a Tiny Critter.
And cats (of course), are soothing too… Especially funny ones!

Have a happy Thursday!


Twilight and Sushi’s Cat Facts

We’ve been talking…

Sushi and I want you to understand some basic things about us cats. Ready?

1.) When you call us, we hear you just fine. But we’re waiting to see what’s in it for us.

“I can’t hear you!”

2.) Just because we scratch, doesn’t necessarily mean we have fleas. Sometimes we just can’t figure you out.

” Eight zillion humans in this world and I got stuck with this one.”

3.) Yes, we talk about you, judge you, and sometimes laugh at you too.

“Oh, my Fleas! Humans are such morons!”

4.) We take our playtime seriously- you should too. Don’t tease us!

“You’re stopping already?”

5.) Everything is forgiven when treats are opened *purrs*

Have we told you lately how much we love you?

Monday Musings (Dog vs. Cat)

I just can’t understand it.

Sushi and I have been wondering. Why on earth do people get dogs?

We can easily understand why people get cats- I mean, we’re awesome. We’re adorable, we eat anything on four legs or flies that bugs you, we’re warm and snuggly, we’re smart, and besides that we’re cute.

There goes one of those unfortunate tail waggers now. Poor thing.

We can even understand why they have pet hamsters, mice, rats, and rabbits. (Something for thier cats to amuse themselves with).

We can understand why they get pet birds too- (to punish their cats).

They get pet fish to tease us. And because they get some sick, perverted pleasure in watching us go nuts trying to figure a way to snag fish out of their aquarium.

But dogs? Oh. I get it. Something to warm their couches and beds for them and to chase away the mailman bringing all those bills and also to annoy their nieghbors.

Well, I guess that makes sense. Until you get a cat like Sheba that chases the dog away. Or a cat like Sushi to sit on them. Hmmmmm.

There’s got to be a better reason than that. I think I’ll sleep on it.