
Note to Can Opener: I don’t do diets!
I know the Can Opener thinks it’s important to exercise and watch your diet. But I do ‘watch’ my diet. I watch it sit there in the bowl until I devour it!
But after that, the bowl is empty, so what the flea and I supposed to be “watching?”
Oh- maybe this is what she means about ‘watching my diet’-

And I don’t get why she is always trying to make me exercise. I do exercise! Do you have any idea the amount of energy it takes to snore? It’s exhausting!
But I do exercise in other ways—when she’s not looking- (because she doesn’t like it when I do this- so I do it in the middle of the night while she’s sleeping- that way she thinks Twilight did it)…

And this counts as exercise…


Honestly, I don’t know what kind of exercise she expects a slender 17.9 pound cat to do! But I have found one exercise I really love to do…

Those critters need something to stop them on those noisy scooters! 😹