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A Purrfect Critter Christmas

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Photo by Olya Kobruse (Pexels)

Just you wait, Humans…

Well, our Christmas was cold and the Can Opener left us locked up prisoners in the house the whole flipping day. We were a little miffed- but we realized it wouldn’t do us any good anyway, because the turkeys took off to be with the grown critters and the itty bitty ones for Christmas.

So we decided to save our pouting and revenge for when they got back since they couldn’t see us giving them the evil-eye anyway, and we needed to save our energy for our purrfect plot. Way to spoil a cat’s Christmas! *grumble*

You’re gonna pay Can Opener…
You’d better come home loaded with treats. Just sayin’

They left early and had the nerve to stay out until long after dark. They had the neighbor come over and check on us and give us food, and they left Cat TV on for us- but we still weren’t happy, because she didn’t serve us our whipped cream tower, or treats, and she even served me in Sushi’s dish! I can’t eat out of HER dish! I’ll get Sushi cooties! And, she fed Sushi in MY DISH!! DISGUUUUUUUSSSTING!!!!! *coughs up hairball*

And when they came home they smelled like the critters and SERAFINA AND ABBY! They were loving on them when they should’ve been home spoiling us!

Here- take a look at the EVIDENCE we found on the human’s phone!!

Serafina took over the Little Critter’s chair
Abby took over the gaming lounger they bought for the Big Critter!
And Serafina left HER SCENT all over the Can Opener’s Christmas present! That’s OUR JOB!

And then there were all these pictures of the Critters and their gifts….

  • Daddy helps critter with another toy to torment us with. Thanks, Dad.
  • Littlest Critter with her Llama make up party kit
  • Big Critter with her Animal Crossings Tshirt!
  • They both got new bikes to run over our tails with…. Great.
  • Abby volunteering to help unwrap the tree
  • Big Critter and Serafina
  • Serafina taking a break from rubbing her scent all over my human….
  • Oh no. The Little Critter is cooking up trouble!
  • And serving it,…
  • Serving up a tummy ache?
  • Abby’s getting the heck out of there…
  • The doll the Can Opener made for the Big Critter’s bedroom-I helped!
  • Oh no. Now the Big Critter’s cooking….
  • Wonderful. A talking puppy. I’m packing my bags if that thing comes here!
  • The kitty the Can Opener made for the little Critter

Well, all this evidence means Sushi and I have a lot of work to do to retrain this Can Opener. Great. I’m getting busy! Hope you all had a peaceful, healthy Christmas- and Happy kitties!