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Monday Musings

Okay, Can Opener. We need to talk.

Sit down, Human. Sushi and I had a talk and you need to listen.

Now, We waited all day for you to take time with us- and you didn’t have to go anywhere, but you still didn’t take time to play with us! You cleaned our ears (a BIG NO-NO)- you put flea treatment on us -(a BIGGER NO-NO),… and although you cuddled us and fed us treats, you STILL didn’t play with us!

You read, you cleaned, you cooked, washed laundry, washed dishes, and you took care of us, but when we wanted you to stop everything and keep us playing, you didn’t. And then, you kept going back and forth to your sister’s house all day long, leaving me and Sushi wondering just what the flea was going on. So the last time you left to go there today, I followed you- (yes, that’s right)… and I watched through the window as you played with HER CAT! PSYCHO SHEBA! What the flea??

Care to explain?

You say you were there because her human had a painful surgery Friday and she needed help. But how was it helping her to feed Sheba and play with HER? Hmmm? I HEARD you two laughing and I saw Sheba chewing on the phone charger while you and her human laughed and YOU EVEN TOOK PICTURES OF HER!

Now, you did take time to spoil us and play with us when you finally got back home -(after I almost turned into an icecicle waiting out on the banister for you to get done and come home), but it wasn’t enough. We think you need to revisit your priorities, and buy more treats. Right, Sushi?

Huh? What?

*Rolls eyes* Nevermind.

You were supposed to say, “THAT’S RIGHT!”

(Sushi): Oh. What’s right? (Twilight): Just forget it.

Goodnight.

Twilight Tuesday

Me and my favorite snake

Twilight Zone: Pictures of Cute little Me

I asked my Can Opener to take more pictures of me since I’m not that good at selfies yet – because I don’t think there are enough of them on my blog since Sushi came along. Yeah, she’s cute, and we like each other, but dangit, I WAS HERE FIRST!

So she complied, and I chose the pictures I wanted. She wanted to dress me up in the Critters’ doll’s clothes, but I showed her my extra sharp claws and she immediately reconsidered.

I told her NO pictures of Sushi! Well, Sushi didn’t appreciate that, but I’ll deal with her later. Meanwhile, here’s my favorite pictures!

Hope you like my pictures! Sushi is demanding her turn. If she has her way, tomorrow it’ll be all about her!



The Critter’s Bad Hair Day

Bubbles photo by Alexander-Dummer 19 (Pexels)
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It’s a Creature Feature

I hate getting my paws wet-

Critter had to work on her schoolwork before playtime- unlike some kids, she loves her schoolwork- whether its in a workbook, abcmouse.com, or baking, and learning other skills, she delights in all of it and is full of joy! Then, she had time for some Play Doh hairstyling! (Just keep those scissors away from my whiskers, please)…

PRAISE THE LORD SHE’S ASLEEP!