Sheba’s getting on our last nerve…AGAIN.
Yesterday Sushi was sitting next to the Human on the front porch, and Sheba was laying next to her. That was okay, but then she crossed a line- she stood up and started marking our human and head-bunting her wanting love and snuggles! The Human thought it was sweet, but Sushi and I didn’t appreciate it at all!
Then I heard our Human sweet-talking Sheba and decided that had to stop, so I came running up to my Human to give her some snuggles of my own, and warn off Sheba. You’ll never believe me, probably, but Sheba saw me running up to love on MY HUMAN, and she growled and hissed at me, and swatted at me with both paws! She wasn’t going to let me get to our human or even go in my OWN HOUSE! *tail flap!* Awwww, HECKKKKKKK NO!
Our human picked me up, and hung me over her shoulder and started loving on me, and Sheba got mad- she went and laid down in the grass swishing her tail violently and kept giving me dirty looks. But then our human made Sushi and me so happy! She told Sheba that if she can’t “mind her manners,” she’ll have to go back home! Then she took me inside and gave me treats. (Sheba won’t mess with Sushi because Sushi could flatten her).
I made sure to sneer at Sheba over Mom’s shoulder when she took me inside and shoot her a warning look, and it made me feel so good that our human put her in her place. She keeps loving on our human because she knows we have treats- and her Mom is trying to cut her back on treats, because she won’t eat her food! What a rotten scheme!
So Sushi and I had a discussion with our human and she promised not to let Sheba have any of our treats no matter how sweet she acts.
There’s more to this story, but I’ll have to finish it tomorrow- our human is adjusting to a new Critter schedule starting tomorrow because their mom got a better job- so I have to get our human to give us our evening brushing and snuggles now before she shuts everything down for the night.
See- Sushi has already got my spot on the couch! Goodnight for now!
How to Train your Humans 
Hmmmmmm….. I hadn’t considered getting treats from neighbors, but then again, I don’t think they have any decent treats…. dog-people….
Purrseidon, who applauds the successful defense of your human.
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Good morning, Purrseidon- Sushi and I can get treats from the Human’s sister (next door) anytime- (when Sheba is outside)- but her Human has to be careful not to give them to Sheba because she’ll refuse to eat food and demand only treats. I’m glad our Can Opener isn’t giving her ours what she tries to get them. We wouldn’t appreciate that at all!
As for dog treats, that would be an insult to any self respecting cat!
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Ah, I now see the larger picture!
Purrseidon
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Sounds like Sheba’s trying to get the best of both worlds. Watch your backs. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Oh you’re right-she is! She just saunters right in the house and heads right to our food dish! She thinks she owns this place!
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Better stay on guard
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Oh We are. The human is on to her as well!
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