I don’t like Mondays. They make me get up.
I hate it when the Can Opener wakes me up on Mondays for no reason at all except that she thinks I’m cute. Of all the nerve! If it’s not that little Albino Flea swatting me on the head to make me play, it’s the Can Opener saying, “Come on, Sushi- It’s time to groom you!”
What the flea! I’m a CAT – I can groom myself- well, okay, except for my belly and my lower parts that I can’t really reach myself because I’m so beautifully upholstered… and that spot at the base of my tail that I can’t quite reach…but still. Those two are seriously disrupting my normal 18 hour a day sleep pattern. I’m going to disrupt something of theirs, too. Right after I get some coffee- extra cream, hold the coffee.
While I’m waiting for my coffee, I think I’d better read some comics so I can forget how irritated I am at those two lower life forms.
I feel better now. Unfortunately, it’s still Monday.
How to Train your Humans 
It’s confirmed …. your Can Opener needs retraining!
Purrseidon, who knows because her staff needs retraining, too.
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She sure does. We’ve been trying to be patient because of all she’s going through, but I think she’s had enough time to remember her priorities now. Retraining commencing…
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Humans are so thoughtless. I hope you got your coffee. XO
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No! She got her coffee, and a few almonds (I wasn’t happy about that because when she opened the bag, it sounded like treats and it wasn’t)….and she didn’t even bring me cream!!!
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Did I hear coffee?? Oh, I love the aroma! Yup, its Monday/Moanday alright…
Grooming first thing in the morning?? Not here…nope…esp on Mondays, LOL!
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Oh yes I love it too- but the Can Opener won’t give me any- (I sneak it when she’s not looking)! 😹
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In my house, everyone is up a 5 a.m. waiting for me to open that can.
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I start waking the Can Opener up at 4- but she still doesn’t open those cans fast enough – Time to retrain her or trade her in for a newer model!
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Or take a can opening class. 🙂
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Nah- that’s her job- my job is to look cute!
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Mew mew mew GRATE comickss Sushi!!
BellaSita Mum nevurr botherss mee on Monday morninss’…an mee doess not bother her! 😉
Hope you gotted yore creem! An Missus Cee-O got her coffee!
~~head rubss~~BellaDharma~~ an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
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She got her coffee and I didn’t get my cream- but trust me- I am getting cream today! She just doesn’t know it yet!😼
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Mew mew mew didyou get yore saucer of creem Sushi?
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She finally gave me some this morning!! Now I’m working to get her to buy me sardines…
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Guud goin there Sushi!!!
Mee meowed fore sardeenss butt with mee Colitis, iss a no-go!
CATFISH!! 😦
P.S.: Did YOU get sardeenss??
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Thank you- I have my ways! MOL! No- she forgot the sardines! *shakes head*- HUMANS!
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Oh NOSE Sushi!!!
No sardeenss!?!?
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Not yet- but I’m working on it!
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Deer Missus Cee-O when you have sun time an go to groceree store cuud you pleese buy sum Sardeenss fore Sushi?? Thanx!
~~head rubsss~~BellaDharma~~
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Oh! Is she at it again? 😂Okay, I’ll buy her some- that little (ok, maybe not “little”) turkey is trying every trick she can think of. How does she always know it’ll work?
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Missus Cee-O wee Kittiess have Kitty-epathy…..wee can reed yore mindss!!!
Thanx fore gettin Sushi her Sardeenss…. 😉
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Aww- I love those two four-legged tyrants. Even if they are manipulative. They’re just so cute- the little brats.
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Mew mew mew they are 2 of THE purrtiest ‘brat’ catss efurr Missus Cee-O!! 😉
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😍Why thank you!
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Yore furry wellcome Twilight an Sushi ❤ ❤
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*Purrs*
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Love the “Jackson Galaxy” cat!
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Purrfect!!! 😻
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