These people are obsessed with me!
Good heavens! No matter where I go in this house to take a nap, somebody just has to track me down and wake me up! I love to snuggle up with the Can Opener on the couch, but the problem is, she never sits still long enough for me to get a decent nap. She’s constantly getting up and down.
And when the little Critters are here, they stalk me – they search for me under the bed and pull me out- and the Tiny One sits her Barbies on my back as though I’m a horse and follows me when I try to get away for some peace.
If I go outside to lounge in the grass, she comes out and picks little wildflowers and drops them on my head and back. If I flap my tail and give her a warning hiss, she laughs and thinks it’s “cute!”
If I get up and walk over to her toys and lay on them to flatten them (as a warning)- she grabs a phone and takes A PICTURE!! I just can’t win!
How’s a cat supposed to get any respect around here when everything I do is “Cute?”
How to Train your Humans 
You are very cute. My Joanie says at least you don’t have to dress up as a nurse or a princess which is what my great-nieces make her do. Although, she seems to enjoy it.
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Oh thank Goodness! The Tiny One tried to put her Barbie clothes on me and discovered that they won’t work. So now she’s moving up to the American Girl doll clothes!! *hiding*
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It’s a living! For all the upset naps, there are the kitty toys and food. Let’s face it, the “skritches” and head rubs are pretty agreeable, too!
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Oh yes- I do love the skritches and belly rubs- maybe it’s not such a bad trade off after all!😸
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Andy generally agrees!
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Oh of course! We cats thrive on belly rubs and scritches-(and treats)….
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Especially the Greenies! I have to buy the industrial-sized tub when I order them!
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Same here- those two would wipe out the whole thing at one time if I let them!
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Yes! Kitty heroin!
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That’s for sure- Will try her best to not touch her food until she gets “an appetizer” of treats or Redi Whip-(she stares at me with the evil eye if I ignore her her demand)! 😸
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LOL! Yes, the dreaded kitty cat evil eye!
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She’s very good at it!!
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Andy can wither me with his. I’m sure it’s the same there!
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Oh yes. Both of them have a special death glare they reserve just for when I forget the treats! God forbid I run out… they know where I sleep!
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And how! Andy runs over me when I’m in bed so he can get to a window.
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Twilight does that to me too!!! She races diagonally across me then jumps into the bedroom window and slams into the blinds!!!
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LOL! It wakes me up all right!
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Me too- the little Turkey!
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EEKKKK you sure have a lot to live with Sushi….it iss hard to train Hu’manss to sit still…..I find *purrin* while on BellaSita Mum’ss werkss REELLY well…..mee has napped on her for allmost 2 hourss…pretty guud rite???
Thanxfullee no wee Hu’man Kittss here. (Mee does not like screechy Hu’man Kittss!!!)
**purrss** BellaDharma
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Cuteness is the curse of the kitty. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Yes, I agree. I just can’t seem to avoid it! *sigh*
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At least the littles are not there all the time!
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It’s a good thing!!
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