Sushi and I want you to understand some basic things about us cats. Ready?

1.) When you call us, we hear you just fine. But we’re waiting to see what’s in it for us.

2.) Just because we scratch, doesn’t necessarily mean we have fleas. Sometimes we just can’t figure you out.

3.) Yes, we talk about you, judge you, and sometimes laugh at you too.

4.) We take our playtime seriously- you should too. Don’t tease us!

5.) Everything is forgiven when treats are opened *purrs*

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