Oops. I did it again!
The Can Opener has been really trying hard to help me trim down. But short of a pair of scissors, I don’t think it’s happening!
You see, the problem is, there’s food. And where there’s food, I’m there too… that is, as soon as I can get there. And if she opens tuna, I’m there a lot faster!
And it doesn’t help that Skinny little miss Twilight saunters by all slim and slick and makes me look like Mount Everest. I told her to quit doing that, but she never listens. And she gives me these snide looks when the Can Opener gives her treats as if to say, “I get more than you!”
(Twilight)- No I don’t, Mount -Sushi! And I can’t help it if I’m “slim and slick”- That’s because I don’t lay my head in my food bowl… and besides, I hunt all day, and all night if Mom lets me stay out- but the only thing you hunt is treats!
Mom- You might want to let Twilight out now-one of these days, I’m going to slither up behind her and SQUASH her like a bug!
By the way, is that salmon I smell?
How to Train your Humans 
So unfair! You are perfect, no need for a diet. XO
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I think so too- But the Can Opener is listening to the vet- I’ve got to find a way to fix this….got a twinkie?? 😹
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Petcretary says she’s never had a twinkie…though she knows what they are, LOL!!
Us pups would nosh on them too, though, given a chance. Dalton is the Chonk here, while Benji looks too thin sometimes.
Why can’t we just be who we are. Phooey on food/treat restrictions!
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We agree! *ordering twinkies* 😹
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Twinkie??? LOL …. and I love the one with butter too …. oh so cute ….. diet? What’s that LOL
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😹Glad you enjoyed it! Remember- “DIEt” is a 4-letter word!!!
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Mom’s been making us eat lower-calorie kibble for a while. It’s terrible! Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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Mee-yow yore meant to bee a pluxurious kitty girl Sushi. An Twilight iss meant to bee a Skinny Minny. Efurrykitty iss diffyrent.
That Meme ’bout burnin THE wagon iss so funny….BellaSita Mum sayss shee reelatess 100%!!!
Guud Luck findin THE Twinkiess…are they uud?
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) BellaSita Mum
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Thank Ceiling Cat for that insurance money! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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